Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Stray Thoughts


Christmas is over, and the new year is nearly upon us. I spent this Christmas enjoying the hospitality of friends, as I am thousands of miles from my family. I had a much better time than I expected to have at both celebrations I attended, but what stuck with me was a conversation I didn't have with a very nice man, and why.

Is it just me or does everyone wonder why some people seem to refuse to curb their errant hair? If there is one thing I cannot stand to see its long flowing nose hair. The other things are ear hair that seems to be doubling as a wind sock, or eyebrow hairs several inches long... Really people, get a grip! Are you really that lazy, or just oblivious? Renegade hairs have always been a favorite pet peeve of mine. As far as your body hair goes, do what you like if I don't have to see it. Your head however is in the public eye.

The guy I was busy not listening to in the kitchen was blathering on about something or other, while I couldn't seem to pull my focus from his nose which had long straggly hairs on the bridge. He was so close to it with his razor only hours ago, yet there it was. As he spoke, I wondered if he felt it was a positive feature, or if he was afraid having a nose free of hair would make people regard him as effeminate, or possibly he'd be swamped by people asking if he was a swimmer. The other thought burrowing through my brain like an ambition drunk tequila worm was, How is that hair not in his field of vision? I know when I have even just a little flake of dead skin on my nose I can see it. This clump of unruliness must have had the effect of making everyone look as if they are sitting in a tuft of hair.

I began to wonder if its just me and my progressively pronounced OCD, or if it's a mystery to others as well. Then I remembered working with a guy almost twenty years ago, who had facial hair that grew clear up to his eyes, but he stopped shaving at the usual beard area, and let the hair above that flourish, as if someone had made him a template to follow years ago, and told him never to go outside those lines. That reminded me, I've always been this way. To the all the people who feel they should not disturb god's work, and let their hair grow wild and free, chances are good, I'm not listening to a word you say! Happy New Year!





7 comments:

TheWeyrd1 said...

snicker... And Happy New Year!

Wuckfit said...

This still makes me giggle uncontrollably...Happy New Year, baby!

Baino said...

Good grief, I don't think I've ever seen hair on the BRIDGE of someones nose! Absurd. Happy New Year and I hope you manage to reconcile your immigration woes so that you're both happy and living together, no matter what it takes.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

I laughed with appreciation all the way through this, appreciation of your wonderful prose and also of the views expressed.

Ear hair should never double as a wind sock. Heaven forfend that people take Nosehair Man for a swimmer, but maybe he really enjoys watching everyone float on a tuft of hair. As for God's work, I once knew a man with truly loud B.O. who refused to use deodorants and became quite angry when it was suggested to him. His body was a deodorant-free zone, and he was very quickly free of me, too.

I love this post and I don't think you're OCD for writing it.

Adoption Of Jane Ug-LBC said...

HAHA you crack me up! for some reason i wasn't shown on your followers.. are you trying to get rid of your favorite stalker?
TTYL :)

tsduff said...

As my Love and I share a common love for long flowing hair - well, you know, the kind that grows on one's head... I have not much to add to your nose rant ha ha ha. Hopefully our nose hair was tastefully out of sight last time we saw you! :)

Happy New Year hon - xo

***** said...

they are hair removal creams and other servise to make hair stop so they should try it