tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2015054264595260939.post5926644505369301126..comments2023-10-10T06:34:27.410-07:00Comments on Smartassbian: Working for HallmarkRED MOJOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14724459820113337438noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2015054264595260939.post-22921749010052051872008-03-23T21:53:00.000-07:002008-03-23T21:53:00.000-07:00One year on Mother's Day I sent my mither the very...One year on Mother's Day I sent my mither the very same card my mother sent <I>her</I> mother. It said, "You've been like a mother to me." Apparently we both have a warped sense of humor about the day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2015054264595260939.post-79708767489890665872008-03-22T15:21:00.000-07:002008-03-22T15:21:00.000-07:00jonah, that's me! Actually the hard snarky outside...jonah, that's me! Actually the hard snarky outside is protecting a very soft gooey center. shhhh.<BR/><BR/>baino, that does appear to be similar wording. Once something that witty and that much fun to say gets out, it gets around quickly!RED MOJOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14724459820113337438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2015054264595260939.post-68445326761790777862008-03-22T14:47:00.000-07:002008-03-22T14:47:00.000-07:00Poor Heart . . I think you've been pipped at the p...Poor Heart . . I think you've been pipped at the post<BR/>http://www.cafepress.com/evilgeniusstore/1996943Bainohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156193098088048637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2015054264595260939.post-7254116424953449042008-03-21T22:44:00.000-07:002008-03-21T22:44:00.000-07:00I knew you were a sentimental fool at heart.I knew you were a sentimental fool at heart.Jonah K. Haslaphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00146984421653461218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2015054264595260939.post-36776336127494016622008-03-21T19:32:00.000-07:002008-03-21T19:32:00.000-07:00heartinsanfrancisco, oh...it makes me sad you didn...heartinsanfrancisco, oh...it makes me sad you didn't sell those cards. Maybe now that your in San Francisco, you should try again, you have a much more receptive market!RED MOJOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14724459820113337438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2015054264595260939.post-19903872277166905452008-03-21T19:27:00.000-07:002008-03-21T19:27:00.000-07:00Hallmark definitely needs some molasses removal. ...Hallmark definitely needs some molasses removal. Yours and Slip's are both very funny.<BR/><BR/>I once did a line of gay and feminist cards, but nobody wanted them. <BR/><BR/>One had a picture of a drag queen with the caption, "I want to be Barbie -- the bitch has everything." <BR/><BR/>My favorite Christmas card had a classic picture of the holy family on the front, and inside it said, "It's a girl!"<BR/><BR/>Since we were then living in the Bible Belt, I think I came out ahead in that nobody shot me.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2015054264595260939.post-69240692314716702482008-03-21T17:10:00.000-07:002008-03-21T17:10:00.000-07:00ve, thanks buddy. I like to see you sunbathing on ...ve, thanks buddy. I like to see you sunbathing on both of my blogs!<BR/><BR/>baino, you think?!<BR/><BR/>theweyrd1, I hope you're snickering with me and not at me!RED MOJOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14724459820113337438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2015054264595260939.post-67653185886814725842008-03-21T15:14:00.000-07:002008-03-21T15:14:00.000-07:00snicker...snicker...TheWeyrd1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15064826219629525527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2015054264595260939.post-32762407697642188362008-03-21T13:30:00.000-07:002008-03-21T13:30:00.000-07:00Very funny . . there's a niche market just waiting...Very funny . . there's a niche market just waiting to happen!Bainohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156193098088048637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2015054264595260939.post-50866759090318068932008-03-21T08:42:00.000-07:002008-03-21T08:42:00.000-07:00Those are hillarious. Good post. I've got to rem...Those are hillarious. Good post. I've got to remember to check in on this blog too. I only have your other one linked...Ed & Jeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2015054264595260939.post-31417935123585438012008-03-21T08:18:00.000-07:002008-03-21T08:18:00.000-07:00slip, your comments are funnier than my post! Do y...slip, your comments are funnier than my post! Do your own!RED MOJOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14724459820113337438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2015054264595260939.post-64941387033773347482008-03-21T08:04:00.000-07:002008-03-21T08:04:00.000-07:00The trouble with Hallmark is their limited range o...The trouble with Hallmark is their limited range of events.How about some real life greeting cards.<BR/><BR/>(Outside) Picture of a man in a barrel held up by suspenders. <BR/><BR/>Have a happy divorce!<BR/><BR/>(Inside) The screwing you got is not worth the screwing you get!<BR/>-----------------------------------<BR/>(Outside) Picture of a pretty woman<BR/><BR/>Sorry to hear about your yeast infection!<BR/><BR/>(Inside) When will the bread be ready?<BR/>----------------------------------<BR/><BR/>(Outside) Picture of a corpulent, balding, man.<BR/><BR/>I hope you are feeling swell.<BR/><BR/>(Inside) Because I heard your prostrate did!Sliphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12941551680319211810noreply@blogger.com